Overall – The picture and the dance description tell you all that you need to know.
Dance is good for 20.
Imagine a double wide trailer being turned into a strip club and you won't be surprised.
Attitude of dancers (5/10) – The girls didn't look any happier to be here than I was, but when they got on stage, the attitudes were great. For a buck or two (usually 2 since the club gives $2 bills as change), the one dancer walked off the stage and gave short versions of her lap dance. I wish I'd known that before I bought a dance from her, but I liked the effort nonetheless.
Hot girls with non pushy attitude are what you're there for anyway so be mellow and its all good.
There's a reason they call Zachary's The Mashpee Center for the Performing Arts.
Club Atmosphere (2.5/10) – I can't imagine ever having a good time here, but due to the reasonable beer prices, it might not be a terrible option for an after work beer if you're a local.
Variety/Diversity of dancers (2/5) – Unsurprisingly, most of the girls here are white. I did see one Asian or Latina girl during my visit.
Small venue means up close and personal. Great time
Quality of dances (3/20) – You know what to expect from the minute you walk into the place, as the dj's most frequent line is, "Now's a great time to get a dance from one of our lovely ladies. Just as a reminder, in compliance with Massachusetts state law, contact with the dancers is strictly prohibited." The club was too bright and too wide open for me to bother trying anything, but according to the girls, the rules are uniformly enforced. The dancer did make some contact with me, but even that was fairly limited.
Club Accessibility (2/5) – There's a motel/apartments above the club, but other than that, this place is in the middle of nowhere.
Lap dances are 20 in a semi private area- gawkers stand behind you and comment or might spill beer on you.
Door staff and bouncers could use a muscle relaxer. Bartenders are robotic.
Value (4/10) – The cover ($8 when I was there, but different by the hour) and the dances ($20) were way too high, but I can't complain about $3 drafts and solid stage shows. Just as a warning though, the stage value varied wildly from one girl to the next.
Dance Setup (0.5/10) – This is about as bad of a dance setup as I've ever seen. You sit along the one wall, but it's right in the middle of the brightly lit club, within sight of the dj who keeps making announcements about the state ban on contact. They get half a point because there was a lit fireplace beside the dances, but I'm probably being too generous with that.
Good selection for 11 cover.
Club Setup (1.5/10) – The inside isn't any better than the outside. The stage is terrible, the seats are uncomfortable, and the club is comically oversized for the number of girls and patrons.
Various stages so they are on.show quickly.
Tough guy bouncers and overly combative girl at door bring the vibe down.
Front stage has close bench seating. Stage 2 is better, more personal. Good lighting.
I was greeted at the door by Jennifer, very comfortable and cool. I was new at this and took about an hour of the bartender's time getting coached on asking a stellar statuesque beauty that I would never even get to talk to in real life, to take me on a trip to paradise. But I did. And she did. And if I didn't live in NC, I would be back there every time Anna takes the floor. Check the place out. It's stellar.
Number of Dancers (3/10) – According to the dry erase board at the entrance, 5 girls were working the evening I was there, but I didn't even see that many.
Quality of dancers (3/10) – There really aren't many terrible girls here, but there aren't any that would be above average at a respectable club either.
Dancers and DJs are nice.
Sunday's are amateur night!
If you go on a Friday or Saturday it will be poppin. 11-12 girls. All of them are above average. Various types. NOT the cottage cheese thighs, I just gave birth/see my c section scar types!
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